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Friday, July 29, 2011

Creators of Nintendo 3DS Ask Gamers To "Just Buy The Damn Thing"

Due to flagging sales and weakening demand, Nintendo has issued a plea to gamers worldwide to "just buy the damn thing".  "Don't think," says the creator of the 3DS, "just buy it.  We're dropping the price, why not drop your expectations?"  He then added, "Puhleeze???"

Once referred to as "the must have thing to own in 2011" the Nintendo 3DS has suffered from a poor lineup of titles and high prices.

Nintendo is pleading with the gamer community.  "We're slashing the price, and we're gonna have better titles!  We swear!  Well, not for this one, but you can bet the Nintendo 3DS2 will have a whole slew of kick-ass titles!  Really!"

Expect the Nintendo 3DS2 to ship sometime in the near future in your dreams...

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