The new Nintendo 3DS, a hand-held gaming device which enables players to experience 3D without glasses, has not become the miracle that was hoped for.
Gamers and theologians alike have expressed their dismay. "Truly the signs were there," comments Theology Professor Bill Bradlee, "but alas the second coming foretold has not come to be. Bummer."
Gamer Nintendont expressed his disdain for the new device. "I wanted to see the light; I truly did. But it turned out to be a false prophet. This has seriously made me question my beliefs. Oh! That's the doorbell! Pizza time!"
A spokesman for Nintendo issued a statement earlier today. "We sincerely apologize for the misunderstanding. The Nintendo 3DS was not intended to be the Second Coming, but a sign of the Apocalypse. Our bad."
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The Mayans are still gaming on Commador 64's. What does that tell ya about what is in store for us in 2012? I shudder when I think of it...
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