"I feel these games offer important tips on how to survive the impending holocaust," he explained. "When Hitler comes back, the gaming community will be the best informed on what to do. And of course, the Tea Party..."
Beck, known for his scare tactics to influence his opinions, is excited about the new venture. "Now I can scare the crap out of a larger audience. When I think of the possibilities, I wet myself."
Expect upcoming reviews of the following game titles based on the apocalypse...
Fallout
Fallout 2
Fallout 3
Enslaved: Odyssey To The West
Bulletstorm
Gears of War
Gears of War 2
Gears of War 3
Resistance: Fall of Man
Resistance 2
Rage
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead 2
Bionic Commando
Dead Rising
Dead Rising 2
Crysis 2
Zombie Apocalypse
Metro 2033
F.E.A.R. 2: Project Origin
F.E.A.R. 3
...sorry, out of room...
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See, now that's right up his alley....
ReplyDeleteIs anyone wondering, if there's going to be an apocalypse, why is there all this beeswax about the Federal budget? Why bother? Chocolate for everyone.
ReplyDeleteFirst, you gotta have the Rapture. THEN you get to have the Apocalypse. Though, there may be a series of little, minor apolocypses leading up to he Big One.
ReplyDeleteAnd what exactly is an apolocypse? (My spelling is atrocious.)
ReplyDeleteI love this one. You know my feelings on Beck
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