Selected Items From The Newsosphere

Government shutdown avoided - Congress resumes non-decision making...

Presidential hopeful Donald Trump nominates own hair piece as Vice President...

There's too much repetition in the world today. There's too much repetition in the world today.

Oil reserves discovered on Mars; government resumes funding for NASA...

SyFy channel announces new Original Movies "Psoriasis: Chaos Rising", "Doomsday: The Beckian Prophecy", and "Really Cheap CGI Starring Has-Beens"...