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Friday, April 15, 2011

New "Jersey Shore" Game Appeals to Popular Brain Dead Gamer Demographic


Based on the popular MTV reality series, the forthcoming video game "Jersey Shore: So F**kin' What?" is predicted to appeal to the recently popular "brain dead gamer" demographic, as the show appeals to the similiarly popular "brain dead fans" demographic.

"We're giving them what they want," claims Guido Games developer Housa Mindin Stor.  "The game challenges the player just as the show challenges the viewer, in that there is no challenge at all."

Gamers will have the option to play as their favorite stars Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi or Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino, depending on the sex and morality of the player.

Look for the new game to hit shelves sometime this year, hopefully when the show has been cancelled...  
Posted by Glenn Rogers

10 comments:

  1. SylvesterApril 15, 2011 at 8:07 AM

    Primo! For our 'brain dead' friends, that means 'real good'.

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  2. UnknownApril 16, 2011 at 6:53 AM

    Good Gravy!!! Haven't we had enough of the Guido's and Guidettes acting like trashy Ho's on TV??? Now we'll have to listen to them on a video game -- - uhhhh!!!!! No thank you!!!

    blazesandbubbles AT gmail DOT com
    readingwithbakingoddess.blogspot.com

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  3. lilbitApril 16, 2011 at 10:52 AM

    Make it stop!! I think the may have temporary tanning delirium!

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  4. JuanaApril 16, 2011 at 2:37 PM

    I can't understand the popularity of this show maybe it's my age, but no even if I was younger I wouldn't watch this show.

    jmesparza821(at)gmail(dot)com

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  5. throuthehazeApril 16, 2011 at 3:06 PM

    lol I bet there will be lots of fist pumping to power up
    throuthehaze at gmail dot com

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  6. Cathy MApril 16, 2011 at 3:08 PM

    Oh man, they make me so glad my kid's grew up on the west coast, lol.


    caity_mack at yahoo dot com
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  7. JenniferApril 17, 2011 at 12:04 PM

    I can't say that I watch Jersey Shore. But a lot of people do. So I guess maybe some people will want to buy this video game.

    jlkalman26 at gmail dot com

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  8. Linda: Book NinjaApril 17, 2011 at 10:45 PM

    Wow. I can't believe it. I don't have anything against the show and I watch it from time to time, but this is going too far! Too much drama! I wonder how it's going to even play out.
    Lindadao2060 at yahoo dot com

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  9. AkimbojoeApril 19, 2011 at 4:38 AM

    Forget Kawashima's "Brain Age: Train Your Brain In Minutes A Day" this is more like "Drain your brain in minutes a day"

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  10. Glenn RogersMay 8, 2011 at 9:29 PM

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