Our resident know-it-all will now answer your gaming questions...
Q: I need a cheat for a video game.
A: I don't give out that kind of information. But talk to me afterward...
Q: My OS won't run my PC MMO.
A: Guess you're SOL.
Q: What's better? The Kinect or the Move?
A: The one with the interaction.
Q: Steve orders a pizza. Polly takes 1/3 of the pizza. Dan takes 3/4. How much is left?
A: Go away.
Q: How can I run my classic games on Windows XP?
A: You can't run any great games on XP.
Q: Are you a PC or a MAC?
A: Neither. I'm a human being.
Q: My girlfriend won't talk to me.
A: Have you told her how you feel? Have you asked her "are you loved"?
Q: Do you have any kick-ass recommendations for smokin' first person shooters?
A: Don't inhale.
Q: What's your take on game delays?
A: I'll tell you later.
Q: What's the dumbest question you've ever been asked?
A: See all of the previous questions...
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