Game Developer to Produce F**king Hard Game

In response to many veteran gamers complaining about current games being way too easy to complete, game developer TuffMutha is about to answer the call.

Ian Serchak, president and founder, claims in an interview with leading game website Gamespot, that "this game will be f**king hard, so you guys will stop b**ching."

The concept involves landing on the homeworld of twenty different species of creatures, all equipped with weapons never before seen in videogames.

The player is equipped only with a plastic shield and a handgun.  There will be no manual to locate the controls, and the player will have to constantly find them on their controllers, thanks to the new system created by TuffMutha, Which &*!%*^$ Button, which sends the control signal to random buttons and triggers.

"Suck on that," Mr. Serchak was quoted as saying in the press release.