"Crysis 2" Requires Game Consoles Not Yet Invented

2007's PC hit Crysis had such demanding system requirements that even the most state-of-the-art PC at the time couldn't handle it.

Its sequel, released soon for PS3 and Xbox 360, doesn't seem to be bucking the trend.

EA Games reports that Crysis 2 will require gaming consoles that haven't been invented yet.

"It's a bold move," says head developer Rupert Pupkin.  "The anticipation alone should drive up sales."

Gamers worldwide are shaking their heads in disbelief.  HDupAss writes, "this is the last straw.  But I'm still pre-ordering the new consoles when they come out."