This just in: GOP files restraining order against Tea Party audience of Florida debate...
Rick Perry detractors criticize his 2007 attempt to mandate vaccinations of sixth-grade girls, "but the real prick here is Rick Perry."
Michele Bachmann says she has no idea if the HPV vaccine causes mental retardation, "but like my colleagues, I'm not concerned with facts."
L.A. porn studio builds post-apocalyptic bunker, saying "our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury..."
See? Sometimes these just write themselves...
Personal note:
Read one of those books that tell you what your dreams mean. Apparently I'm an impotent lesbian Bolshevik...
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