Dear George

The force is not a bunch of things called midichlorians
Thank you for pissing on my youth

Boba Fett was just a really cool action figure
Thank you for pissing on my youth

Anakin never built C-3PO, Padme didn't die of a broken heart, Greedo didn't shoot first, and Leia and Luke knew their mother
Bounty hunters don't hire assassins, Jedis aren't wusses, Yoda doesn't do somersaults in the air, go on George really, tell us another

Please don't ruin my childhood heroes anymore, you've gone too far
And while you're at it Mr. Lucas, what was with f**king Jar Jar???

It's time to read the graffiti on the wall, your fans aren't pleased.
"If it ain't broke don't fix it", that's a good thing to heed.

If you piss on our youth anymore, just show us the door.
'Cause these are not the movies we're looking for...