Selected Items From The Newsosphere

Newt Gingrich becomes front runner for GOP; in related news, The Devil reports freezing temperatures...


After California police pepper spray students, employment of thugs experiences all time high...


Congress suffers lowest rating in recent history, replaced by episodes of "Hogan's Heroes"...


NBC approves "Munsters" pilot, confirming total lack of original ideas...


Congress passes "The War Is Over, We'll F**k You Over" bill for U.S. soldiers...


Read one of those books that tell you what your dreams mean. Apparently I'm a Nihilist with a purpose.