Selected Items From The Newsosphere

Herman Cain doesn't recall the sexual harassment settlements.
Newt Gingrich can't remember receiving $1.5 million from Freddie Mac.
Maybe it should be called "a Republican moment"...


Every time I see a KIA, all I can think of is "Killed in Action"...


Herman Cain stumbles when asked about Libya. "I deny any sexual harassment allegations she has against me!"


Demi Moore to divorce Ashton Kutcher. "He had way more Twitter followers than I did..."


Congress says pizzas are vegetables, "much like the GOP presidential candidates..."


Herman Cain stumped on questions about Libya. "Is that near Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan?"