Harold Camping announces Apocalypse has arrived; "11/11/11 is upon us! Okay maybe not, but just go with it!"
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McDonald's customers petition to change McRib sandwich's name to "McWhatTheHellIsThisI'mEating???"
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Kim Kardashian's ex-publicist says celeb lied about personal life, staged events for publicity, including own birth...
American Mustache Institute withdraws support for Herman Cain. No really. No joke. This actually happened.
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