Selected Items From The Newsosphere

"Isabella" and "Jacob" most popular baby names; runners-up - "Snooki" "Cornfed" and "Little Shit"...

New nickname given to people demanding photo of dead Bin Laden - "sick f**ks"...

Royal Wedding bridesmaid Eliza Lopes found to be spy; her “wiggly worm” toy was revealed to be surveillance camera for BBC reality show...

Sarah Palin loves Cinco de Mayo. "It's a day when I can celebrate my favorite condiment," she says...

Pakistani intelligence insists they thought Bin Laden's compound was vacation home of Donald Trump...

Christina Aguilera apologizes for botching National Anthem at the Super Bowl, "but I wouldn't have if they didn't keep changing the lyrics."