GameStop Still Taking Pre-Orders for "Modern Warfare 3" In Event World Does Not End

GameStop has announced that if the world does not end this Saturday, May 21, they will still be taking pre-orders for the much anticipated game, "Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3", due in November.

GameStop CEO Joe K. Name says that "all of the signs point to the Apocalypse, but we're optimistic."

Mr. Name added, "Should the world in fact end this Saturday, GameStop will still be taking pre-orders and offering video game insurance plans for new titles..."

"Modern Warfare 3" is predicted to be the biggest game launch in the history of the world, or some doomsayers say, "the final game launch in the history of mankind"... 

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