Jersey Shore cast members offered non-endorsement deal from Abercrombie & Fitch. In related news, they received a huge deal from The Gap...
Michele Bachmann blames her fact checker on Elvis Presley birthday gaffe; sources reveal Michele Bachmann is her own fact checker...
George W. Bush publicly expresses sympathy for Rick Perry. "All of us sufferers of 'Foot In Mouth' disease gotta stick together..."
Michele Bachmann insists that "submissive" means "respect". "In fact, Marcus always chooses my 'safe word'..."
NEWSOPHERE OF THE FUTURE
January 20, 2013 - Barack Obama starts his second term as President. He is elected by default due to all Republican candidates eventually canceling themselves out because of numerous scandals and volatile statements...
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