Today Gearbox and 2K announced that more downloadable content will soon be available for Duke Nukem Forever. "We feel that this will be good news for gamers who still own the game," a spokesman said. "In a recent poll we conducted, only 95% said they couldn't give a shit, so there is still a market for DNF."
This is baffling news, because since its August release, the game has endured criticism from gamers and gaming publications alike. DukeSux posted, "Now that my game is in the bargain bin at GameStop, well, it will stay there. Who are they kidding with this??" GameR magazine editor Tyler Durden comments, "I think this will be exciting news for any poor schmucks who still have DNF in their game library."
Also in the works for 2012, Gearbox confirmed the development of Duke Nukem: Enough Already!, the least anticipated title of next year. Pre-orders have already started, for "anyone dumb enough to spend more money on this debacle".
In related news, Beenox is promising a Spider-Man game that does not suck sometime in 2014...
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I don't care what people say about Duke Nukem, They Better bring A new one! I've been playing it since I was 5!
ReplyDeleteHave you even played the game? It's fun. Anyone who's enjoyed Duke Nukem 3D or any other games in the series will have a good time with this one.
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