Selected Items From The Newsosphere

Obama announces end of Iraq war, GOP lobbies for "do-over"...


Test audiences for "Paranormal Activity 3" suggest that the trailer should be released instead.


M.C. Hammer announces WireDoo search engine, but explains that "even with this, you will still not be able to find my career..."


Herman Cain says ''you can wash the gay away''. But can you wash "stupid" away?


Libyan officials report Moammar Gadhafi has been captured and  killed. Maybe now we will finally learn how exactly his name is supposed to be spelled...


The Tea Party is comprised of Evangelical Christians, Ultra-Conservatives, and Herman Cain.