GOP introduces new slogan: "Our candidates - soon to be on "Celebrity Apprentice" and "Dancing With The Stars"...
Rick Perry promises to bring the nation together and to eliminate spending. But he says that it won't be cheap, and he doesn't care who it affects.
Netflix nixes Qwikster service. CEO Reed Hastings explains "we were just trying to meet our crappy idea quota for 2011..."
GOP prepares to kill Obama's jobs bill explaining "it's our job to make sure our jobs are secure, and also to make sure Obama loses his job."
People say Congress should start "Occupy Capitol" movement. "We don't want them to demonstrate, we just want them to spend more time there."
Rick Perry hopes to save campaign by keeping mouth shut at next debate. Hopefully the other candidates will follow suit.
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