Selected Items From The Newsosphere

Keanu Reeves plans to write autobiography entitled "Tales of Whoa!"...

Softball pitcher Jennie Finch names second son "Diesel", changes first son's name to "Unleaded"...

Wall St. compiles new list of brands that will disappear by 2012, including Sears, Kellogg's Corn Pops, Nokia, and Fox News...

Lindsay Lohan does ad for Beezid.com while under house arrest, tells fans that shopping at the auction website "is a steal"...

Art researchers discover Van Gogh's "self-portrait" actually Mona Lisa. "We don't know who the hell that broad is in DaVinci's painting."