Please answer honestly...if you can.
How am I doing?
A. How the hell should I know?
B. Doing well, just keep breathing.
C. And you are...?
D. Forget you! Let's talk about me!
Are you satisfied with the content of GameView?
A. Yes.
B. No.
C. Maybe.
D. What content?
What can I do to make your GameView experience better?
A. Beefcake photos.
B. Big Robot Porn.
C. Free food.
D. Nothing. It's perfect the way it is. (choose this one)
On a scale of 1-10, how would you describe your GameView experience?
A. 12.
B. 9 3/4 (for Harry Potter fans)
C. Is 1 Bad and 10 Great?
D. Is 1 Great and 10 Bad?
Mark is driving a truck 30 m.p.h. down Baker Street. Chuck is driving 60 miles m.p.h. down the cross street. How long does it take for them to meet?
A. True.
B. Is Chuck driving on a a residential street? Watch out kids!
C. Who cares?
D. Depends. Do they know each other?
I'm thinking of a number...
A. 2.
B. 10.
C. 50...no wait! 60!
D. Good for you.
Would you recommend GameView to your friends?
A. Oh yes!
B.What kind of money are we talking about if I do?
C. I want to keep them as friends, so probably not.
D. I'm a huge fan and I'm going to make you a star. (choose this one)
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Forget about you, let's talk about me. Yes, no, maybe. Nothing. 9 and 3/4. Do they know each other? Good for you. Oh, yes.
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B, C, E- make it just a tad more pointed- but I remind you I'm not a gamer. I would look for guidance from everyone from George Carlin to Andy Borowitz, 7, That's up to their Karma, No, Define "recommend".
ReplyDeleteAnd who are you Anonymous? You are on my list for possible prize recipients, but I don't have your info.
ReplyDeleteBTW, I think I know what you're indicating as your answers, but it's a bit baffling...
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ReplyDeleteKeep up the good work!
aka Murphy