New Game "Mom" Makes Gamers "Go Outside, Get A Life"

Today, Microsoft is premiering their innovative new game for the XBox 360, "Mom".

Once loaded, the game "nags" the user to put down their controller, get up, go outside and even get a real job.

"It's a mind blower," comments gamer Geez12.  "It was just like my real mother was there.  Except I can't turn her off.."  

Microsoft is also developing a peripheral that allows users to actually talk to other people and hear their voices, thereby reducing severe carpal tunnel syndrome caused by texting.