This week's Windows Update will implement a new technology for Windows 7. Microsoft is introducing the new prompt service Hissy Fit, which alters the traditional prompts.
If the gamer declines to use Microsoft Firewall or any other service that conflicts with Microsoft standards, the new prompt will display the message "fine! be that way!" and walk off in a virtual huff. Hissy Fit will also give the user the "silent treatment", not doing anything the user wants until it gets its way.
"We here at Microsoft feel that all of our services are superior to anything else you can download online," comments a Hissy Fit developer. "And we're always right. If anyone objects to our ideas, we are fully capable of telling them that their hair is stupid."
Hissy Fit is the first in many PC services to compete with the popular Apple iMac. The services, as of yet unrevealed, are codenamed "Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah"...
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